Friday, December 03, 2004

Friday Funny

Today's funny is courtesy of Gommie. Enjoy!

What Gender is it ?

You may not know that many non-living things have a gender. For example:

  1. Ziploc bags - Male
    They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
  2. Copiers - Female
    They are female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.
  3. Tire - Male
    It is male because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.
  4. Hot Air Balloon - Male
    Itis maile because to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part.
  5. Sponges - Female
    They are female because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.
  6. Web Page - Female
    It is female because it's always getting hit on.
  7. Subway - Male
    It is male because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.
  8. Hourglass - Female
    It is female because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.
  9. Hammer - Male
    It is male because it hasn't changed much over the last 5000 years, but it's handy to have around.
  10. Remote Control - Female.
    Yeah, you thought it'd be male. But consider this -- it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.

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