What Gender is it ?
You may not know that many non-living things have a gender. For example:
- Ziploc bags - Male
They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. - Copiers - Female
They are female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed. - Tire - Male
It is male because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated. - Hot Air Balloon - Male
Itis maile because to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part. - Sponges - Female
They are female because they're soft, squeezable and retain water. - Web Page - Female
It is female because it's always getting hit on. - Subway - Male
It is male because it uses the same old lines to pick people up. - Hourglass - Female
It is female because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom. - Hammer - Male
It is male because it hasn't changed much over the last 5000 years, but it's handy to have around. - Remote Control - Female.
Yeah, you thought it'd be male. But consider this -- it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.
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