Cookie Rehab

I am selling Girl Scout cookies for my daughter (November 30 is the deadline btw). I have done the diligent thing and sent emails out to friends and family. This response is by far the best.
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Dear Cookie Dealer,

I received your e-mail concerning cookies. That was a low blow. It's bad enough I have to be confronted by certain members of your organization upon the street. Now I am being accosted by ads in the privacy of my own home. I think your tactics are vile and underhanded. As such I will be needing six boxes of your finest Thin Mints no make that ten, yes I think ten will be sufficient. You will receive your just recompense upon our next meeting.

Good day to you madam