Tuesday, March 09, 2004

A Drunk by Any Other Name...

I found this at Carlos's who found it at Quizilla.:

Alcohoroscopes MRK 2- the stars and your drinking style
Taurus Style: (like me)
Taurus prefers to drink at a leisurely pace, aiming
for a mellow glow rather than a full on zonk.
since a truly intoxicated Taurus is a one
person stampede, the kind of
bull-in-a-china-shop inebriate who spills red
wine on white carpets and tells fart jokes to
employers, the preferance for wining and dining
(or bud and buddies) to body shots and barfing
is quite fortunate for the rest of us. this is
not to say that the bull is by any means a
teetotaler -- god, no. a squiffyTaurus will
get, er, gregarious (full of loudmouth soup or
verbal squits, some would say) and is extremely
amusing to drag to a karaoke bar when
intoxicated


Alcohoroscopes MRK 2- the stars and your drinking style
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