Tuesday, September 21, 2004

Public Service Announcement

We're taking a break from our regularly published blog to issue the following announcement:

Ladies, if you want an instantaneous response from your man utter these words: "I'm tired and I want sex." He will IMMEDIATELY stop what he is doing and meet you in the bedroom nekkid. It's 99.9% guaranteed to work for you - unless your man is dead. In that case, 99.5%.

Gentlemen - do not try this on your woman. She will look at you and utter the infamous "And?" Very bad move and could delay any chance for said request for some time.

Thank you and back to our program.

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